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The Obama 2012 campaign has made a huge blunder. You see, they’re selling t-shirts with his birth certificate on it (which is weird because he’s the one that scolded anyone who brought it up and called it a distraction. Oh wait, it’s not weird because he’s an enormous hypocrite) but apparently they designed it immediately […]
May 12, 2011
While accusations of racism may terrify white people, economics cannot be bullied or intimidated. Similarly, gravity will not allow you to fly even if you threaten to release it’s sex tape. I had to learn that one the hard way. Even though this may seem obvious to most, apparently one of Obama’s advisers is telling […]
April 20, 2011
The past couple weeks, liberals have rekindled their love for class warfare and it’s reminded me of this little gem: Thank God, we have Obama telling the fat cats that at a certain point, they’ve made enough money. As of 2009, Obama has a net worth between $1.4 million to $5.9 million, not including his […]
April 14, 2011
I wanted to keep this from being post after post bitching about Obama, but the guy really does just blow so much chunks. I almost missed this little nugget of pure, unadulterated mouth poop in Obama’s speech yesterday, but luckily Jim Geraghty pointed it out: “The fourth step in our approach is to reduce spending in […]
April 13, 2011
The speech President Obama gave today on reducing the deficit, entitled “I can’t believe you guys did this to me”, was centered mainly around Jedi mind tricks. The first half was his normal bitching and moaning about how obviously none of this is his fault, then things got really interesting. After all the guests had […]
April 7, 2011
Just in case you were worried about how much those in power suck, fear not. The problems with our government are not the fault of our government, they’re our fault. There will probably be a government shut down today. You might think this has something to do with last year’s congress not passing a budget […]
April 5, 2011
When you consider that Obama is basically George Bush on steroids and children’s tylenol, it makes it even weirder when Obama continually blames Bush for all of his problems. It’s starting to seem as if his criticisms are more the “pigtail tugging” variety. The Obama administration has now decided to hold Khalid Sheikh Mohammed’s trial at […]
April 1, 2011
As you know, offshore drilling rapes and murders our dear old earth. That’s why Obama made the tough decision that saving the earth from sure destruction was more important than several thousand jobs. Sometimes a President just has to make impossible decisions like that and realize he’s working for the greater good. He’s standing up […]
May 19, 2011
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