When I have the conch, I say really hard hitting things like, “This is the truth, DEAL WITH IT!” You know, stuff like that. Other nerds might say things like, “I think we should find a place to store potable water,” when it’s their turn with the conch. But I’m way more in-your-face than that.
This is also a place where you’ll find breaking news and you’ll find it here first. FOR EXAMPLE: according to the home page of Yahoo!, there was a hard-to-believe moment in an NHL game. And then I will provide a link to said breaking news.
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