I couldn’t decide what to title my post about Pat Bauer, the house minority leader in Indiana.
This is Pat Bauer:
So here were the titles I was considering:
1. Pat Bauer and his independent hair.
2. Pat Bauer’s Big (Union Sponsored) Adventure (to Illinois)
3. Pat Bauer saved democracy. You’re welcome, Cleisthenes.
4. Pat Bauer has sex running through his veins.
5. Pat Bauer and the Talented Mr. Ripley.
6. Pat Bauer looks like some crazy scientist made him as a joke and then forgot to flush him down the toilet before he got big.
I spent so much time trying to think of a great title, I ended up forgetting what I was going to write about him. Oh well.