Tim Pawlenty is pulling out all the stops in an effort to finish 3rd for the GOP nomination.

Posted on March 29, 2011


It seems that Tim Pawlenty has recieved some sage advice from Mitt Romney:  “Keep talking until they like something you say.”  Want to know what his position is on an issue?  Well, what would you like it to be?

It’s ok that he supported cap and trade because other people did, too!  “Everybody in the race, at least the big names in the race, embraced climate change or cap-and-trade at one point or another.”  Not quite, dummy.  Unless by “big names” you mean only the candidates that have come out with bad ass movie trailers for the books they wrote about how awesome they are.

Romney is just sitting in the corner in a dark cloak with a sinister smile.  All that’s left is for Pawlenty to sing “Who Let the Dogs Out” to a group of black kids.