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Michelle Bachmann is going to run for President. I am going to poop in the shower. Vol. 2

April 1, 2011

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The Bachmann campaign is off and running.  She raised more money than Mitt Romney in the first quarter of 2011. Unfortunately for her, any political ad that features Madam Bachmann will double as an attack ad against her. Advertisements

Democracy would be great if it weren’t for those pesky voters

April 1, 2011

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I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen a political strategy as genius as what the democrats are currently doing.  Repeatedly attack the voters, it’s perfect! Rep. Van Hollen blames voters Rep. Cummings blames voters Harry Reid blames voters Roughly translated: Our republic cannot stand if voters are allowed to vote for the people they want to […]

Perspective!

April 1, 2011

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I, too, think that hiding at a Comfort Inn in Illinois so you don’t have to do your job is like going off to war to fight for your country.

Glenn Beck, the Mel Gibson prophecy

April 1, 2011

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As you know, offshore drilling rapes and murders our dear old earth.  That’s why Obama made the tough decision that saving the earth from sure destruction was more important than several thousand jobs. Sometimes a President just has to make impossible decisions like that and realize he’s working for the greater good.  He’s standing up […]