As you know, offshore drilling rapes and murders our dear old earth. That’s why Obama made the tough decision that saving the earth from sure destruction was more important than several thousand jobs.
Sometimes a President just has to make impossible decisions like that and realize he’s working for the greater good. He’s standing up for what he believes in and that’s admirable.
….Unless he turns around and funds offshore drilling in Brazil. Please God, if anyone can explain the logic in this, help me to understand. This is really making me think about a return trip to the shower.
In related news, Obama has announced that we will be subsidizing gay weddings in Argentina and lead toy factories in China.
Have you seen the movie Conspiracy Theory?
It’s about a crazy guy, played by Mel Gibson (which I’m sure was a stretch), that publishes a news letter about his ridiculous conspiracy theories. Then he accidentally gets one right and all these spooks start coming after him. The more I think about it, I think this may be the case with Glenn Beck and Petrobras.