Just as Sarah Palin’s most loyal supporters were starting to lose hope that she could become President, there came a game-changer. George Lopez has said that he will leave America if she is elected.
The very same independents that Palin has turned off over the past few years are realizing that it’s time to come together for the good of the country and final rid ourselves of the man that has brought us Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2, Balls of Fury, and Lopez Tonight. His cutting edge comedic style is based around being loud and reminding people that there are some differences between latino culture and white culture.
Lopez has also brought us huge advancements in the medical care. When people seek treatment for depression, the first question now asked is:
“Have you ever contemplated suicide? Have you ever seen Lopez Tonight? If you answered “no” to the first question and “yes” to the second, why are you a liar?
There is no word on what Palin had to do to secure this once-in-a-lifetime endorsement, although there is speculation that Lopez will be cast as Levi Johnston in “The Undefeated 2: Even More Undefeateder”.