At some point in his adult life, Barack Obama lied and told someone he was born in Kenya. Everybody with a brain knows he was born in Hawaii, so why did he lie about it? I guess he thought it would help him get his books published or something. We’ll never know, because for some reason it’s racist to ask him why he lied.
But in honor of the revelation that Barack Obama was the one that first started this birther nonsense, I put my legendary photoshop skills to the test. Obama: The First Birther